Dolphins are fucking dicks. You know this. I know this. But does the world fucking know this!? Hell no. But if you buy this shit, you can fanny pack the facts like a dad in khaki slacks. Why not do your part and put these blow-huffing assholes in their place? Bring all the party to every gathering and fight back against the wack attack of these aquatic quacks. And when you do we’ll donate a dollar from every order to ViequesLove, a sustainability charity based out of Vieques, Puerto Rico. That’ll show those dicks.

• 100% polyester
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators