Dolphins are fucking dicks. You know this. I know this. But does the world fucking know this!? Hell no. But if you buy this shit, you can do your part and put these blow-huffing assholes in their place. And when you do we’ll donate a dollar from every order to ViequesLove, a sustainability charity based out of Vieques, Puerto Rico. That’ll show those dicks.
Specs and Shit
.:100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).
.:Medium fabric
.:Classic fit
.:Tear away label
.:Runs bigger than usual
 
SIZING (In Inches)
S: 18.51 W, 28.51 L
M: 20.52 W, 29.49 L
L:  22.52 W, 30.52 L
XL:  24.49 W, 31.5 L
2XL:  26.5 W, 32.53 L
3XL:  28.51 W, 33.51 L
4XL:  30.52 W, 32.52 L 
5XL:  34.49 W, 35.52 L